How To Fucking Swear Around The World

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Manners cost nothing but being a rude motherf*cker also costs nothing, what’s a tourist to do?!

This deck of cards will teach you how to swear around the world, from telling a Welshman to go finger his grandmother, to instructing a Croatian to ‘f*ck their goat father’. You’ll never be unaware that an Indian wants you to know that a dog is gonna f*ck your mother again. Goodness gracious, this is all very oedipal…

If you’re hit with any of those cutting retorts on your travels, just tell them ‘msun wakho ophuma umdoko’ and pray they don’t speak Zulu.*
How To Fucking Swear Around The World
Product Details:
Product Features:
  • Learn how to f*cking swear around the entire world
  • * It means ‘your pussy excretes porridge’. Nice.
  • 100 cards to guide your rude journey around the world
  • Be outrageously rude to anyone, anywhere
  • Not for under 18s, for obvious reasons


Dimensions
  • Measures approximately: 15.4cm (H) 9.3cm (W) 3.8cm (D)
How To Fucking Swear Around The World

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Hard to buy for adult children but my potty mouthed lad really appreciated the opportunity to expand his swearing wings! Great product. Fun for all the family
Great Secret Santa Present
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